Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Boobs are out for the taking
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
