We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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