That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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