I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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