Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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