K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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