Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
