do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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