Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I want a musical about memes.
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