She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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