he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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