Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I have feelings that need drinking.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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