I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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