Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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