Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
