I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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