did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She's JV to your varsity
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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