So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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