No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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