The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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