My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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