he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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