I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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