oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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