Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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