talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
