Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I forget how to act sober
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