Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He? As in you personified your dick?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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