I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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