Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just cut my nipple shaving
you would pick up someone in the library
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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