I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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