I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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