Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You are the jesus of drinking
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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