Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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