I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I am mentally ready for anal.
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