shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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