its not stalking. its research.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
