Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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