I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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