I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it hurts more in the daytime
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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