So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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