Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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