so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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