It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
