I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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