Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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