i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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