At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
the liver wants what the liver wants
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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