i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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