the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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