8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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