You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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