We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
