I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Randomize
