found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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