He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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